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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:47
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Kellen Moore: I like where our quarterbacks are heading - NBC Sports
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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How did my ex move on very fast?
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Why do black people prefer thick, curvy women?
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Microsoft's OpenAI partnership is fraying at the seams - Axios
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Measles vaccination rates drop after COVID-19 pandemic in counties across the US - AP News
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds
Next, they tried...
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Thumbs down again.
How a grad student got LHC data to play nice with quantum interference - Ars Technica
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Scientists Uncover “Alien” Chemistry Under Earth’s Largest Lithium Deposits - SciTechDaily
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Volcanic gold discovered in Hawaii may have come directly from Earth's core - Earth.com
No way
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why is it so hard to date nowadays?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good
How do I become an intelligent man?
So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
There’s a place where humans are evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report